The fandom in a nutshell
when your parents try to give you fashion advice
the best graduation speech ever
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
We were in a carpenters vice… It was like we were being pushed together… Every moment, since the first moment, I’ve waited… Oh, my dear.
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
so much bitch please
How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?
I just laughed so ugly.