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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

piddlefiggy:

rachelkiley:

spookypvssy:

wethinkwedream:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

And then the trees get chopped down to make paper. And that paper gets made into books. Because we’re all just stories in the end.

Woah

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

"Fuck you, Metatron."

- The entire Supernatural fandom almost always but definitely today (via eraseseer)

Fu Carver

(via wellcometothedarkside)

kaskamarina:

making new friends like
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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way